SUCCESS

Ladies and gentlemen, I FINALLY have a job.

I got a call from the place I least expected: "William-Sonoma". It's a high-end kitchen store with some merchandise that is worth more than everything I own. For a kitchen. I expect a lot of snooty customers. I have to think of a way to toy with the super rude ones without making the company look bad. This should be fun. In the meantime, it looks like I'll be learning a lot about cooking...which is hilarious since all I can cook is soup, cookies, crappy stir fry and Kraft Dinner. I'm reading through the dress code here and LORDY are they specific. Here are some of my favourites:

"Women are required to wear hosiery with skirts shorter than knee length (up to 4" above the knee)" (lol hosiery)

"If wearing pants with belt loops, a belt is to be worn, except on jeans" (I don't own a belt)

"Small, understated patterns are acceptable (i.e. checkered, plaid, floral, hounds tooth)" (wtf is hound's tooth?)

"Aprons tied behind the neck are to be worn underneath any collared shirt" (would be a little weird on top)

Anyhow, this should be quite the experience.

I have been reading through WMRR to write down main important information in each chapter so I have a guideline for future chapters. I forget what I've done shortly after I've done it with writing, so this should keep me on track. I have to do school work, record mission 7 of Dungeon Keeper and get through my paperwork first, but if I have time (or energy) I will finish chapter 7. Finally.