Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Steamrolled

Never get plot-related advice from me. It will most likely be useless or random. Or both.

Friend says:
-now how exactly should i have her sacrificed?
Dr. Schwa says:
-steamroller in a football field
-Austin Powers style
Friend says:
-naw, they're on top of a hill at sunset in white linen dresses
-with a rock platform conveniently there
Dr. Schwa says:
-steamroller on a hill over a rock platform
-Austin Powers style

...

Dr. Schwa says:
-you know it's a party when stomach and colon juices, fecal matter and random giblets are involved

My last post was censored by the internet filter at the place I was borrowing internet from. No idea why. Maybe it exploded when it processed the name of the post. I can't even process it. I HAVE been good at breaking stuff lately. In my defence, no one told me the computer at work would crash if I slightly nudge the wires under the cash desk...honestly.

Also, can people stop giving me their colds? I'm getting annoyed with being sick all the time.

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