Face ---> Desk

Over and over again. I often wonder what people would think if they looked up all my search terms including, but not limited to:

Knives, blades, swords
Staff fighting
Surviving falls from various heights
Blood loss
Puncture wounds with and without objects embedded in the wound
Rail guns
EMPs
Nanotechnology
Corrosive materials
Symptoms of shock
How to avoid going into shock
Various medical conditions

Crossed my mind when I found a post on blood loss in Tumblr. Was really quite useful, though I may need to verify the stats. Yeah...Tumblr makes me want to repeatedly smash my face into the desk, while making me laugh every two smashes. It is both a hilarious and terrible place, where I either learn something new, giggle a little or hate my existence.

Which is why I post most updates here. 160,000 words by the way.